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The Ceiling Protection Agency

Officers of the Ceiling Police spot ceiling crimes in the field and earn $100+ for every confirmed case. Deputize today.

🛡️ Oath of Service

Raise your right hand. Click the button. Open your badge portal.

I, the undersigned, do solemnly swear: To spot ceiling crimes in the field.
To document each violation with a photo.
To earn $100 to $1,000+ per confirmed case.
To rise through the ranks with honor.
To collect my reward without shame.

🛡️ Deputize Me → Open Portal

Takes 30 seconds. You'll get a Badge Number, Referral Code, and upload a selfie for your official field badge.

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